What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:16

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
Dr No
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Goldfinger
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.